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Hodl for Moon
A Site By Satoshi*
My god, it's full of memes
hodlformoon.io, created by Satoshi* is a collection of memes and useful info, all thrown together in one boiling pot.
There are hundreds of memes on here – try entering different combinations of coin and amount to find some of the easter eggs I’ve hidden away.
Some combinations of coin and amount have more than one meme attached to them. For these, you'll see a randomly selected one each time and a note below the meme to let you know there are others to find.
It's actually useful
See how much you're hodling, how the market's acting, and compare coin values quickly and easily. Plus memes!
If you bookmark the current URL and open the bookmark – bam! The latest result for great justice.
Bookmark other searches and before you know it: multiple tabs of useful crypto info delight.
Contact
Want to say hello, say "OMG THIS IS LIKE THE BEST SITE EVER" or have any questions?
I'm at notsatoshi@hodlformoon.io.
FAQs
Where's the data from?
I get my data from Coin Market Cap.
How often? Every 15 seconds. Four times a minute. 240 times an hour.
Basically, it's always up to date.
Is this a Financial Advice Site?
No. I'M NOT YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISER, AND I'M NOT YOUR MUM.
OH, THERE IS ONE BIT OF ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE YOU:
"SAVING MONEY IS GOOD, AND YOU SHOULD SPEND IT WISELY, BUT GREED CAN DESTROY YOU."
THAT'S NOT EVEN MY ADVICE; THAT'S THE ADVICE OF LION-O FROM THE THUNDERCATS. I SH** YOU NOT. LITERALLY, THEY WERE IN A THRONE ROOM FILLED WITH COINS WITH SOME DEAD KING ON THE THRONE, AND THEY PRETTY MUCH STOPPED THE SCENE TO DELIVER THAT LINE. WORD FOR WORD. CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO READ THE LINES ON THE SHOW? MUST'VE BEEN HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE, REALLY. Just listen to the outtakes.
ANYWAY. THIS ISN'T A FINANCIAL ADVICE SITE. IF YOU INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCIES YOU COULD LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY, SO DON’T SPEND MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.
Is My Data Safe?
I don't store any data on you. Really, I don't.
Yes, my web server probably logs your IP address temporarily, but blame Apache logging for that, not me. That'll never be shared with anyone. Hell, I probably won't ever look at it unless some hacker tries to mess with the site.
Who you are is, frankly, none of my business. My surname's not Zuckerberg.
Yeah, but are you Satoshi?
Yes. No. Perhaps. If I am, how would you know?
I'll give you a hint... I live (or have lived) here.
* Possibly
Give
Fund More Memes!
BTC: 1PqhkrBDJqNxDdyRJJULxPiia3j8yM1QQr
ETH: 0x342dF30c12bA99a6cBB3B6cfBC51ED87a32eE46f
DOGE: DHdXBTvcLo3pvQdUomG2owrZUVV8xikJyw
I made this in my spare time, and as much as I do love making memes I also need to pay the bills with my day job.
If you'd love to have loooads more memes on this site, please consider giving me some coin.
Thank you. You are awesome. No ripple kthxbye x
My Goals
BITCOIN
- Raise 1 bitcoin and I’ll add ALL THE MEMES.
- Raise 10 bitcoin and I’ll quit my day job.
ETHER
- Raise 50 Ether and...
- hahaha honestly you have got to be kidding me.
- Who throws that kind of money at memes.
DOGECOIN
- wow so donate.
- 1 doge = 1 doge.
- Much thanks.